That's right. I'm with the cool dudes now. Just got the newest Dankmen NFT. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes on (DON'T RIGHT-CLICK IT! I'LL CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES IF YOU DO!).

Expect there to be a special announcement tying into the glorious blockchain and a super special something else later today!

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks

Making love

American made

Built Ford tough

Two beautiful murder machines

American angels in the sky

Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)

Involuntarily flex

Right by my side

There's zz top

And Robert Z'Dar

From maniac cop one, two and three

This barbecue could bring you to your knees

And so could these two trucks

Two trucks holding hands

Two trucks holding hands

The passion, the passion

Is more than I can withstand

Two trucks holding hands

Two trucks holding hands

The passion, the passion

My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks

One cylinder block

Crush my body like a rock

So beautiful

No stars tonight

Just fireworks and eagles in the sky

The founding fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)

My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)

Involuntarily flex

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks (having sex)

Two trucks (having sex)

Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

Two trucks (having sex)

Two trucks (having sex)

Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

Today's a pretty special day for me. It's now been a year since this Newgrounds account was created. I can remember it like it was yesterday.

Within a year, I've managed to get 133 fans, make it to Level 20, and earn 252 medals. That's pretty cool.

Sorry I haven't really posted anything in a while. I've been busy with some things. One of those things being what that "secret surprise" is that the title of this news post mentioned. That being...

(Epic logo made by @kwin_kardashian)

For those that came across this and don't know who I am, let me explain. The Adventures of Meewiiak: Back in a Flash is a game about a Mario parody that gets teleported into the world of Newgrounds and has to fight his way out through various bosses in the game (no bosses have been added to the game yet).

To celebrate my 1 year anniversary on Newgrounds, I'll be releasing the first public build of the game! Keep in mind that it is in prototype phase and is no where close to being finished.

Here you go: TAOMBIAF NG ANNIVERSARY BUILD

It's been an honor being on this site.

HERE’S TO 1 YEAR ON NEWGROUNDS!

Also, one more thing...

;)

https://yourcountdown.to/1-year-on-newgrounds-anniversary-1646091011

Get ready...

Expect something from me March 21st.

;)

Peter the Ant Day was pretty epic. Hope you all had fun squashing all the ants (specifically all the ones named Peter) you can find!

Also, happy birthday to Peter the ant creator @plufmot!

Yep.

The Meewiiak mod's still happening.

Here's a leak (that I've shown on my Twitter, but will now show to you guys :))

(Credits to @comixdude over on Twitter)

(Slightly edited by me)